Ahhh phhthh phhthhhh phhhthh.
We broke as a joke, cuz the wife's skills broke;
She a messed up failure, and broke her derailleur;
We done gotta new part, and it broke my heart;
Cuz we gots ta eat cheap for da rest of the week!!
Ahhh phhthh phhhthhh phhhthhh!!